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Artist: Angry Samoans
Canonical path: /angry-samoans/ballad-of-jerry-curlan
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Ballad Of Jerry Curlan
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Ballad Of Jerry Curlan
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Jerry Curlan is nice...
Sensitive, has lots of friends in Washington.
Jerry has a future,
is sensitive and likes meeting people.
Sucks shit eats puke is a faggot sucks asshole
Buttfucks his mother
buttfucks his dad
licks his sister's pussy
Is an asshole queer!
Ahhhhhhhgh! Sucks dog dick!
Jerry has a future.
He is aesthetic,
goes to Sacramento.
Jerry has friends and people,
likes meeting them and is a very social type-
Eats shit sucks puke is a toilet drinking queer
Pukes through his nose drinks toilet water!
Sucked his mother's asshole
licks his sister's pussy
buttfucks his father
buttfucks his brother
sucks dog dick
sucks horse dick
is a queer
Sleeps with midgets, drives a Ferrari and sucks assholes!
Sucks black assholes, is a shithead!
Sucks puke, pukes through his mouth
drinks toilet water
takes it up the ass
buttfucks his dog
sucks horse dick
is a shitbrain
Arawlorawl You trick!
You motherfucker!
Wowooyeowl YOU BASTARD!
FUCK YOU! Woweoowa JERRY CURLAN Aooowwww...
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