Tonto

[20 second skit between Apache and a girl]

[Apache]

Ladies listen close, run quick fast pronto

This is a song about my dick, his name is Tonto

That's my dick's name, I gave it a nickname

No time to dance off wit'cha pants, let's play a quick game

of hide the salami, who'll be the first to drop

How many licks does it take to get the center of my Tonto pop

I heard you'll do anything to meet rap stars

What would you do for this Klondike bar?

Don't smile, I fuck wild, you wanna slow'er up

When I finish you'll be "cuckoo!" for Cocoa Nuts

Not a ball there's more of the rough stuff

Fuck so hard you say, "I've fallen and I can't get up!"

I've got a, little dick, but once it's inside

It's about this big but about THIS wide

I rip your tummy honey, you want money that's funny

First let me tempt your tummy with the taste of my Nuts'n'Honey

Hard as a brick, promise not to cum quick

I got the - long dough, long braids, and the loooooooong dick

[Chorus x2]

My dick, my dick! [x3]

Myyyyyyyyyy dick!

[Apache]

Got a Superwoman's pussy, my dick's the Kyrptonite

Come get fucked from your asshole to your appetite

I'm a fucker not a fighter come get your clit rocked

Rip your pussy off, give it back to you in a ziplock

I'm real quick to throw a fit over big tits

Tasty like Diet Coke, I'll suck 'em "just for the taste of it"

(Do you eat pussy?) HELL NO! (That's fucked up, why?)

I don't eat shit that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die

I hope you're strictly dickly, I'm hard as cement

I like to fuck long strong hard and frequent

I like to bend 'em, run up in 'em, I'm not generous

I specialize in doin damage to your uterus

I pound the pussy with a fierce ambition

Don't speak, I'm a freak with the meat in position

I love orgies, I'm horny, it's fun time

I like to fuck at least two at one time

Kind of thick, promise not to cum quick

I got the - long dough, long braids, and the loooooooong dick

[Chorus]

[Apache]

That's my nigga if he got bigger he'd be my bigga nigga

6 foot 3, maybe a quarter of an inch bigger I'll figure

Since you're wet, get set to give me that

My dick so big I use a skully for a jimmy hat

Tonto's a Tec-9, my nuts are the two clips

While I bone and ya moan as I pinch ya nips

Which is the reason the girls are always grabbin

It's back to the crib for some of that CABIN STABBIN-AH

I got pull, I'm not the fool that's in a back sleep

I keep you warmer than the wool on a Black Sheep

It's hereditary, so honey let your drawers drop

This dick was passed down from my pops and his pops

Check the ho pro, bend over and grab your ankles

Or remind me, I might forget to say thank you

Kind of thick, promise not to cum quick

I got the - long dough, long braids, and the loooooooong dick

[Chorus]