Billy, The Themepark Shark

I'm a shark, I'm a shark,

A killer of the ocean,

I'm a shark, I'm a shark,

And silently I strike.

I'm a shark, I'm a shark,

I'm dumber than a tree,

I only have three thoughts and they are: eat, swim, ...eat.

(He's a shark, he's a shark,)

I was swimming in the ocean,

(He's a shark, he's a shark,)

I got picked up by a boat.

A team of lonely fishermen sold me to a park,

And now my name is Billy, I'm a Theme Park Shark.

Billy, the themepark shark,

Performing tricks for tourists that have payed five bucks a head.

Billy, the themepark shark,

He looks just like a killer, but he's too well-fed.

The sight of blood once put me in a frenzy,

Now it means that it's time to clean the pool...

I'm a shark, I'm a shark,

I'm swimming in a pool,

I'm a shark, I'm a shark,

I don't have to fight for food,

I get three meals a day, and some extra on the weekend

And I'm the only shark I know who has a dental plan.

Who has a dental plan.

(He's a shark, he's a shark,)

And I'm a big attraction.

(He's a shark, he's a shark,)

They love to watch me jump,

I've been the star for years and I've never been for sale,

At least until the owners think they need a killer whale.

Billy, the themepark shark,

Jumping out football nets suspended overhead,

Billy, the themepark shark,

He looks just like a killer, but he's too well-fed.

I'm a shark, I'm a shark,

But I'm not in my natural habitat,

He's fat and old and lazy,

But I'm happy you're here.

I really hope these activists don't free Billy,

Cuz out there in the wild, I'd be dead.

The sight of bloodworms put him in a feeding frenzy,

Now it means that it's time to clean the pool.

Billy, the themepark shark

Performing tricks for tourists that have payed five bucks a head,

Billy, the themepark shark,

He looks just like a killer, in the wild, he'd be dead.

Oh, Billy, (Billy) Billy, (Billy)

The number one attraction of an aqua petting zoo.

Billy, (Billy) Billy, (Billy)

The poster fish of tourism Iowa!