Boy Band

Girl you think i'm the bomb

But i'm old enough to be dating your mo, and i did

She wasn't that bad

But you're grounded if you tell your dad

That you like the way we dance

With rock hard abs and plastic pants

You give us teddy bears,

And in return we shave our chest hairs (ya we're so manly)

Cuz we're singing in a boy band,

The words are stupid and the music's bland

We'll never see a dime from selling out to the man,

yeah, we're a boy band

We say we met in church,

but we're a product of market research,

We sing about se-ex,

to little girls who shouldn't think about sex yet

it's not like they listen (it's not like they care)

Cuz when we sweat out bodies glisten

we like the colour blue,

And we're appearing at a mall near you (right beside the foodcourt)

Cuz we're singing in a boy band,

the words are stupid and the music's bland

noone likes us here but we're big in Japan,

yeah, we're a boy band

Throw your hands up in the air and wave 'em around

like you just don't care

you just don't care, you just don't care,

now bring your hands down from the air

Cuz we're singing in a boy band

the words are stupid and the music's bland

another pollutant in the pop wasteland,

Yeah, we're a boy band

yeah, we're a boy band

Yeah, we're a boy band