Dog Named Bob

I once had a dog named Bob

And Bob's a funny name for a dog

If you're gonna get a dog, don't name him Bob

My neighbour's name is also Bob

And every time I call my dog

My neighbour Bob shows up without my dog

Hey, Bob, not YOU, Bob

I'm looking for my dog

Have you seen my dog named Bob?

My dog named Bob

Bob the dog drank antifreeze

I got a new dog named Jeez

So I could yell "Oh Jeez!" just when I please

And when Jehovah's Witnesses

Come to my house in Saturdays

I ask them if they'd like to witness Jeez

Holy Jeez, they fell on their knees

They beg me, "Please, can we meet Jeez, pretty please?"

Oh Holy Jeez

Well those Jehovah's Witnesses

Called the Humane Society

They took my Jeez away from me

And then the Catholic diosces

Made a big deal out of Jeez

And now I have to pay to go see Jeez

Hey, Jeez, remember me?

Remember the beach and playing Frisbee with me?

For the love of Jeez