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Artist: The Arrogant Worms
Canonical path: /arrogant-worms/dumb-guys
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Dumb Guys
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Dumb Guys
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I'm not talking about an idiot, a moron, a fool
or ignoramus, dunderhead, halfwit, simp or tool
He's got charm and an appeal you can't deny
he's just your everyday dumb guy
dumb guys don't have much to say and it's probably for the best
you rarely hear a dumb guy getting something off his chest
they didnt notice you leave so they dont ask where you've been
you always know exactly where they've been
dumb guys... get all the good looks
dumb guys...dont own alot of books
dumb guys... read the comic strips
dumb guys... and move their lips
dumb guys... got alot of dumb friends
dumb guys... break a bottle on their heads
everyone knows that everyone loves dumb guys
dumb guys all got hearts of gold and brains made out of goo
he don't know what he don't know and hes not expected to
if he stares off into space, don't mean he's lost in thought
probably means hes lost
it's always fun to spot the dumb guy in the bar
how much you wanna bet that he can lift a car
and you should punch him in the gut as hard as you can
then lets all watch that dumb guy dance
dumb guys...get all the good looks
dumb guys...don't own alot of books
dumb guys...read the comic strips and
dumb guys...and move their lips
dumb guys...got hot girlfriends
dumb guys...play defensive end
everyone knows that everyone loves dumb guys
they are never to sensitive
not the least bit inquisitive
you know them you love them you hang out with them
sometimes you even vote for them
dumb guys...get all the good looks
dumb guys...dont own alot of books
dumb guys...read the comic strips
dumb guys...and move their lips
dumb guys...their spoons dont bend
dumb guys...could be president
everyone knows that everyone loves dumb guys
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