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Artist: The Arrogant Worms
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Head In The Freezer
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Head In The Freezer
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When I'm dead put my head in the freezer
Right beside the corn and the peas
I may be dead but I am not deceased, dear
One day science will re-animate me
Oh I heard about the rich who when they die
Get themselves frozen cryogenic-wise
I know we can't afford to hire no company
When my heart don't beat no more and I lay rigourmortisously
But we got that freezer up on top our fridge
Can't squeeze in my whole body, baby, I'm just way too big
How I wish we had afforded that fancy Frigidaire
So you'd just have to chop off my legs and my derriere
When I'm dead put my head in the freezer
Right beside the corn and the peas
I may be dead but I am not deceased, dear
One day science will re-animate me
Oh I know baby, you're up for the task
You'll wrap me up with more than just string and plastic wrap
Using Tupperware, 'cause you care, and out of concern
That I'd come back to life with a case of freezer burn
When I'm dead put my head in the freezer
Right beside the corn and the peas
I may be dead but I am not deceased, dear
One day science will re-animate me
Oh when I thaw, when I thaw
Hope my new body's six feet tall or more
And if you can't find a man in time
Get a horse, I might make a nice centaur
Oh you'll see my face each night in your dreams
And when you go to the kitchen to fetch some ice cream
But don't worry honey, soon I'll be back on earth
When they cure death and get bodies for the rich guys first
When I'm dead put my head in the freezer
Right beside the corn and the peas
You can dispose of my body at your leisure
You know, I don't think that it ever suited me
When I'm dead put my head in the freezer
Right beside the corn and the peas
I may be dead but I am not deceased, dear
One day science will re-animate me
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