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Artist: The Arrogant Worms
Canonical path: /arrogant-worms/i-am-cow
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I Am Cow
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I Am Cow
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I am Cow, hear me moo, I weigh twice as much as you
And I look good on the barbecue
Yogurt, curd, cream, cheese, and butter's made from liquid frommy udders
I am Cow, I am Cow, hear me moo!
I am Cow, eating grass, methane gas comes out my ass
And out my muzzle when I belch!
Oh, the ozone layer is thinner from the outcome of my dinner
I am Cow, I am Cow, I've got gas!
I am Cow, here I stand, far and wide upon this land
And I am living everywhere
From B.C. to Newfoundland, you can squeeze my teats by hand
I am Cow, I am Cow, I am Cow!
I am Cow, I am Cow, I am Cow!
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