It's Great To Be A Nerd
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It's Great To Be A Nerd
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It's great to be a Nerd, It's great to be a Nerd,
The only light we ever see is from our monitor
We argue about comic books and Internet connections
The biggest highlight of the year is the Star Trek Convention
Our Town's not big enough to sign up any stars
But we once met a red shirt who was phased by a Borg
It's great to be a Nerd, It's great to be a Nerd,
We wear our Star Trek uniforms and talk like Captain Kirk
We have our own heroes, who we try to emulate,
I dream of one day being as sexy as Bill Gates
We hate watching sports cause were reading Carl Sagan
But we'd watch the Olympics if they played Dungeons and Dragons
I'm A hobbit
It's great to be a Nerd, It's great to be a Nerd,
We think Tolkein was a genius and Shakespeare was a turd
We rarely get a date, or get talked to by a girl
Unless they're having trouble with their Algebra homework
Were emotionally bereft and sexually frustrated
But we can download photographs of agent Scully naked
(Nerdish Laugh)
It's great to be a Nerd, It's great to be a Nerd,
We know the truth is out there but we'd have to leave our rooms
We are the nerds in your neiborhood
Polyesters a fashion statement
But theres more room on the beach for you
Cause were locked in our basement
It's great to be a Nerd, It's great to be a Nerd,
We like to wear colors that do not appear in nature
It's great to be a poorly dressed
Fashionless
Star Treking
Role Playing
90 Pound
When Wet Down
Pasty Skin
Pop Drinking
Underfed Genius
Yes, It's great to be a Nerd,
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