Losing Hair Under God

The Lord above

saved his only son

To spread the word of God

to everyone

Jesus cured the lepers, aw

And he healed the lame

But he left the bald men

with their pain

Oh my Lord

I lost what I had

I've suffered the fate

Of my old dad

I've looked in the hills

In the valleys everywhere

But I cannot see why

You took my hair

I'm losin' my hair (losin' my hair)

I'm losin' my hair (losin' my hair)

What was on my head (above I saw)

Is no longer there (losin' my hair)

When you see the light

It's my forehead's glare

Oh, don't you care (hey you up there)

I'm losin' my hair (yeah, yeah)

I've tried to pray

And I've tried to grieve

I've tried the wig

And I've tried the weave

I've tried the transplant

And I've tried the graft

But my hair

Is thin and fat

Oh my good Lord

Why'd you take my hair?

Are You making a carpet

For heaven's stairs

To warm the feet

Of the chosen souls?

But in the meantime,

My head's getting cold!

I'm losin' my hair (losin' my hair)

I'm losin' my hair (losin' my hair)

What was on my head (above I saw)

Is no longer there (losin' my hair)

When you see the light

It's my forehead's glare

Oh, don't you care (hey you up there)

That I'm losin' my hair (yeah, yeah)

We are your children

And we are blessed

But most of my hair

Is now on my chest

In Your old wisdom

You took it off my head

Why couldn't you

Just rob me blind instead?

Oh Lord above

On Judgement Day

Will you forgive me

For my toupee

And when I march

Through the gates a-pearl

Can I have hair in

Your afterworld?

I'm losin' my hair (losin' my hair)

I'm losin' my hair (losin' my hair)

What was on my head (above I saw)

Is no longer there (losin' my hair)

When you see the light

It's my forehead's glare

Oh, don't you care (hey you up there)

I'm losin' my hair (yeah, yeah)

Yeah, I'm losin' my hair, I'm losin' my hair

But I know a lot of other people out there are losin'

their hair too.

And I know every night, you pray to God, don't you?

Yeah, you do, don't you?

You pray to God to give you more hair!

You wake up the next morning, you go in that shower,

you look in that drain...

There's your hair. It ain't on your head no more.

But you know, maybe your call's just not getting through.

God's a busy man, and a lot of people try to get him on

the intergalactic telephone.

But maybe, maybe if we all pray together, we'll get God's

phone to ring! Thank you.

So gimme an amen (amen)

Amen (amen)

C'mon AMEN (amen)

AMEN (amen)

Oh yeah, the phone is ringin', the phone is ringin', God's

pickin' it up. I think we might have woken him up, he might

be a little bit grumpy, but it doesn't matter, 'cause we're

gonna tell him what we want, aren't we? (yeah) Aren't we?

(yeah)

I need help for my scalp (help for my scalp)

Oh give me help for my scalp (help for my scalp)

Oh yeah, I'm feeling the power, the power of the Lord.

It's in me! It's all around me! This man, this man

has split ends on the end of his head. Let those split

ends be healed!

(Miracle...follicle...miracle...follicle...)

Oh my Lord

Up on your throne

I gotta know

Do you use a comb?

Is your hair wavy?

Is your hair blonde?

Is it curly?

Or is it GONE?

Is to be bald

To be divine

'Cause all the monks

Have heads that shine

If that's your way

Then I don't care

I'd sell my soul to

Get more hair!

I'm losin' my hair (losin' my hair)

I'm losin' my hair (losin' my hair)

What was on my head (above I saw)

Is no longer there (losin' my hair)

When you see the light

It's my forehead's glare

Oh, don't you care (hey you up there)

I'm losin' my hair (yeah, yeah)

I'm losin' my hair (losin' my hair)

I'm losin' my hair (losin' my hair)

What was on my head (above I saw)

Is no longer there (losin' my hair)

When you see the light

It's my forehead's glare

Oh, don't you care (hey you up there)

I'm losin' my hair (yeah, yeah)

Oh, don't you care

Oh, don't you care

I'm losin' my hair