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Artist: The Arrogant Worms
Canonical path: /arrogant-worms/sam-the-guy-from-quincy
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Sam, The Guy From Quincy
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Sam, The Guy From Quincy
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Who's the guy with all the tests? He's
Sam, the guy from "Quincy"!
A white lab jacket, a hypodermic
Sam, the guy from "Quincy"!
He doesn't care if you're alive or dead
He'll perform an analysis of your head
Find out if you've bleached your hair
Try and fool him if you dare, he's
Sam, the guy from "Quincy"!
Oh yeah!
Bop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wop
Bop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wop
Was that dead guy poisoned or stabbed, just ask
Sam, the guy from "Quincy"!
Was his scar caused by a fork, just ask
Sam, the guy from "Quincy"!
He knows all of the spectrographic analyser
Blood count, sperm count, hemoglobin level
He knows how many hairs are on your head
He knows when the coffee's ready, he's
Sam, the guy from "Quincy"!
Oh yeah!
Bop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wop
Bop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wop
Where would television be without him?
Sam, the guy from "Quincy"!
There's nobody else who's earned our trust except for
Sam, the guy from "Quincy"!
Although he deserves, he never gets top-billed
Only gets the girl if she's been killed
Always the bridesmaid, never the bride
Poor Sam's only along for the ride, he's
Sam, the guy from "Quincy"!
Oh yeah!
Sam, the guy from "Quincy"!
Bop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wop
Bop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wop
Bop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wop
Bop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wop
He's Sam!
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