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Artist: The Arrogant Worms
Canonical path: /arrogant-worms/santa-s-gonna-kick-your-ass
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Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass
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Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass
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oooooohhhhh
santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass
he's gonna kick your ass
he's gonna kick your ass
santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass
cuz you've always been a rotten little brat
reindeer coming and they're gonna bite your wreath
they're gonna chew your welcome mat
swallow your kitty cat
reindeer coming and they're gonna eat your begonias
cuz santa hasn't fed them in a month
santa's coming and he's gonna KICK your ass
he's gonna KICK your ass
he's gonna KICK your ass
santa's coming and he's gonna KICK your ass
cuz he's sick of shoveling snow and reindeer poo
elves are coming and they're gonna steal your turkey
wreck your tv
burn down your christmas tree
elves are coming and they're gonna trash your home
cuz they ain't got nothing else to do
santa's loaded with attitude
he's loud and drunk and smelly and rude
his workshops been closed by an auditor
and mrs. clause ran off with her chiropractor
santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass
he's gonna kick your ass
he's gonna kick your ass
santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass
cuz he's had a really crummy year
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