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Artist: The Arrogant Worms
Canonical path: /arrogant-worms/sex-drugs-and-rrsp-s
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Sex, Drugs, And Rrsp's
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Sex, Drugs, And Rrsp's
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As a little boy I dreamed of playing Rock and Roll
Playing in stadiums with every ticket sold
Seven figure income from a six string guitar
Dating gorgeous women and drivin' custom cars
Then it happened when my record went gold
Then I'm thinking what'll I do when I get old?
Can't live forever as the King of Rock
That's why I'm investing in some blue chip stocks
I got SEX, DRUGS, and RRSPs
I'm a rock and roller with financial security
SEX, DRUGS and RRSPs
I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity.
I'm a modern rebel with a cause
I like finding loopholes in the new tax laws
My fans are reading 'bout me in the Rolling Stone
While I'm talking to my broker on the telephone.
On stage I run around like some animal
But all my money's in a compound annual
This life is dangerous but I don't care
'Cause I got insurance on my guitar and my hair!
I got SEX, DRUGS, and RRSPs
I'm a rock and roller with financial security
SEX, DRUGS and RRSPs
I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity.
We used to be such a happy band..
Phil and Nick and Bob and Stan
But Phil choked on his vomit
And then Nick choked on his vomit
And then Stan choked on his vomit
And then so did Bob.
WHAT A BUNCH OF IDIOTS!
Their deaths sure meant an awful lot to me
'Cause now I'm getting all their royalties
They would have spent them on women and booze
But me I got commodities that just won't lose!
The things in life that I appreciate
Are any stocks and bonds that won't depreciate
My stocks are healthy and my bankroll's high
Rock and roll and real estate will never die!
I got SEX, DRUGS, and RRSPs
I'm a rock and roller with financial security
SEX, DRUGS and RRSPs
I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity.
SEX, DRUGS, and RRSPs
I'm a rock and roller with financial security
SEX, DRUGS and RRSPs
I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity.
I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity.
I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity!!!
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