The Arrogant Worms
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The Credit Song

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The Credit Song

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The best things in life are not free

But you don't need to have money

To get the things that you want to own

You just have to get a loan

When you buy, small or large

Just put it on your credit card

You can live like a king

Not paying for a single thing

Put it on credit and then forget it

Don't let it bother you no more no more

Put it on credit and then forget it

And go back to the store

Every night, I pray and thank

God above for creating the banks

They have been so kind to me

With their boundless generosity

If you cannot make your payments

Well, do like the national governments

You can pay off what you owe

By taking out a bigger loan

Ya gotta put it on credit and then forget it

Don't let it bother you no more no more

Put it on credit and then forget it

And go back to the store

Now I seem to have men after me

From the collection agency

And the bank came by the other day

Took everything I own away

Now I think that it is plain to see

That I must declare bankruptcy

But things aren't really all that bad

I can borrow from my dad!

And put it on credit and then forget it

Don't let it bother you no more no more

Put it on credit and then forget it

And go back to the store

Ya gotta put it on credit and then forget it

Don't let it bother you no more no more

Put it on credit and then forget it

And go back to the store

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