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Artist: Audra and the Antidote
Canonical path: /audra-and-the-antidote/merry-xmas-screw-you
Related lyric paths: 6
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Merry Xmas (Screw You)
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Merry Xmas (Screw You)
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$300 of clothing from Structure,
I even set foot in the Gap
I posed for that picture you wanted with Santa
sitting on his lap
I fought through the traffic and crowds just to get there,
it rained on my way home
I sat on the sofa and played back the message
you left on my Code-a-Phone
You said you found somebody new
You hoped we could be friends still
And hoped it wouldn't ruin my Xmas cheer
Chorus:
Well, Merry Xmas, Merry Xmas,
Merry Xmas to you
Merry Xmas, Merry Xmas,
Merry Xmas, screw you!
I took back my presents and wished I could take back the time I spent on you
Driving and shopping and wrapping and hoping you liked what I bought you
And as I stood drowning my sorrows in cider and samples from Hickory Farms
I wanted to hide when I saw you walk by with your new package on your arm
I see you've found somebody new
And no, we can't be friends still
I hope this doesn't ruin your Xmas cheer
Chorus
I think she's swell
'Cause now I can tell
What Santa means
When you hear him sing…
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
Chorus
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