Christmas Is Here

So Christmas time is here again

Shove it up your vegan face

We'll do a lot more stuff in the new year unless you're dead

People love different foods

Organic chicken is a snooze

I want more grease and I want more chocolate cake

Christmas is here

Yeah, Christmas is here

Grab a friend's hand and yank them near

It's the best time of the year

Christmas is here

I really feel all the magical Christmas spirit (fly!)

I like a bunch of Christmas flowers

I've been eatin' jelly beans for hours

I hate the sweater wearers

I think I mentioned that

When I finally speak

I won't tell you anything at all

The problem is yours

'Cause I'm a looker and I run the show (please, help me)

Christmas is here

Yeah, Christmas is here

Look into the sun with zero fear

It's the best time of the year

Christmas is here

I just got a very adorable present

A Trump robot clearly sent from heaven

I'm not the real Donald Trump

But I can scare you just as much

Christmas is here

Play in the snow

Grab a friend's hand an don't let go

I'm the most big league guy I know

Christmas is here (I will live in silence)

I'm the best part of the year, but

Christmas is here (he'll freeze the diamond money)

He's the best part of the year

Christmas isn't fun

At least when you're not a real human

Oh, why can I not know love?

Why, creator do you not join us? Why?

One time I just want to feel the wind on my face