Seagulls

[Yoda]

Penny for your thoughts

[Luke Skywalker]

I hate Brenda, and a bad guy hit me in the shin, and I peed all my pants

[Yoda]

It's nothing a little music can't help

Rockin'

Rockin' and rollin'

Down to the beach I'm strolling

But the seagulls poke at my head

Not fun!

I said: Seagulls, mmgh! Stop it now!

Everyone told me

Not to stroll on that beach

Said seagulls gonna come

Poke me in the coconut

And they did

And they did

Had me goin' like

Nothing I could do but yell

When these birds attacked me

When I tried to run I fell

And then these kids start laughing

And then

Got hit in the neck with a hacky sack

Where'd it come from?

Now run, run, run, jump!

I can be a backpack while you run

Run, run, run, jump!

And stop

Put me down

I love to groove and boogie

Yeah

[Luke Skywalker]

Great

[Yoda]

Show you some dance moves

[Luke Skywalker]

No, I don't want you to

[Yoda]

If I had your giant feet

Out there on the beach

Could have outrun those birds

[Luke Skywalker]

You're a psycho wiener!

[Yoda]

Let me grab my beater

[R2D2]

Stop it please!

[R2D2]

Don't hit me

Please

Don't hit me

[Luke Skywalker]

Hey, come on man! Quit that banging

[Yoda]

Hey, what's that stank?

[Luke Skywalker]

You put a fish in our basket!

[Yoda]

Oh, yeah!

I forgot I did that

[Luke Skywalker]

You owe me an apology

[Yoda]

Just hold your breath and see

When the time is right

Birds will bite your face

Now run, run, run, jump!

I can be a backpack while you run

Swing from a hairy vine

I can be your backpack while you climb

Stand on one hand and lift

Rocks with your special gift

Run, run, run, jump!

Now breathe

That's good

Like that

Like that

One day I was walking and I found this big log

Then I rolled the log over

And underneath was a tiny little stick

And I was like: That log had a child!

Listen, boy

Someday when you are older

You could get hit by a boulder

While you're lying there

Screaming: Come help me please!

The seagulls poke your knees

Stop it now!

[Luke Skywalker]

Whatever, you're sorta pitchy

[Yoda]

Didn't like it?

[Luke Skywalker]

Listen, man, I'm not your friend

[Yoda]

Don't fall asleep

Don't fall asleep