My Stick

Hey

Where's the fire, son?

What the-

Oh no

Where you off to?

Just this party in the garden

Nice!

How 'bout I join you?

How about you don't?

Hmm?

Son?

Come back

Hey!

B- U- I told you to stop!

Hmm

Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm

Now that's a fire!

Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm

Listen, son

Knock you in your head with my stick

With my stick

You gon' have a mark from my stick

From my stick

My stick, my stick

My stick is better than bacon

Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmm

You can't touch my stick

I don't wanna!

Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmm

Yeah, you want my stick

Thunk your coconut with my stick

Look at my stick (mm-hmm)

You gon' feel the wrath of my stick

Fear my stick!

My stick, my stick

My stick is better than bacon

Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmm

You can't touch my stick

But it's just a stick!

Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmm

It's my perfect stick

My stick is my friend born from a log

Everyone can see it's better than bacon

Why'd you get so crotchety and mean?

Look at my stick

Why'd you drink that creature's milk? It's green!

Got me sick!

My stick (my stick), my stick (my stick)

My stick is better than bacon

Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmm

You can't touch my stick

But it's just a stick!

Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmm

Don't you like my stick?

No, it's just a stick!

Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmm

It's my perfect stick

My stick and me take walks every day

Past the hooligans down by the ocean

When they laugh at my stick, then they learn

How my stick is much denser than bacon

Bought a little piggy and I let the little piggy run amok (so cute)

But when I would sleep, little piggy kept wakin' me up (sold him)

People often fight about which birds are the best birds (do they?)

But everybody can agree that seagulls are the worst

I kiss my stick, it's my stick

You can't pick up my stick

Keep your mitts off my stick

I disappear for years then reappear

Right here to cheer about my cool stick

When I was a little bitty kid

Little bitty kid

I had not yet found my mighty stick

Then I did! Mm-hmm

I could break your stick usin' just my brain

My stick?!

I could make you wish you couldn't feel pain

Not my stick! Hmm-mm

My stick (my stick), my stick (my stick)

My stick is better than bacon!

Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmm

You can't touch my stick

I don't want your stick!

Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmm

Yeah, you want my stick

I mean, it's just a stick!

Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmm

It's my big boy stick

Bought a bag of venom and I wish I really, really, really didn't (it turns out)

Nobody has a good reason to own a bag of venom (it's poison)

Poke on my bruise sometimes 'cause I like how it hurts (it hurts good)

Everybody can agree that seagulls are the worst (worst, worst, worst, worst)

I kiss my stick, it's my stick

You can't pick up my stick

Keep your mitts off my stick

Everyone can see it's better than bacon

I kiss my stick, it's my stick

My stick is my friend born from a log

You can't pick up my stick

Keep your mitts off my stick

Everyone can see it's better than bacon