30

I'm nervous, so nervous

I overeat, I lack purpose

And I'm only scratching the surface (Hey)

And I'm not shelved 'cause sex sells

But how long 'til I'm canceled?

This is 30, fucking 30

I'm still here, I'm still dirty

I made it, I'm a flower

I don't sleep, I don't shower (Gross)

I masturbate twice every hour (That's fucking disgusting)

And my band's sick 'cause my head's sick (Yeah, okay)

I get drunk and I'm reckless

Stalk my Twitter, stan my bullshit

This is 30, something is wrong with me

Ah, ah, ah!

Yeah, he, he!

So raise up your glasses to going out of fashion

To acronyms, sex scams, and social distractions

'Cause everything's changing and I don't know shit about shit

I'm older, I got wrinkles

I still complain I get pimples

I miss when everything was simple (Hey)

The sex past too fast

I ask, "How long did your ex last?"

I'm fucking worthless, I'm unhappy

This is 30, yeah!

Ah, ah, ah!

Yeah, he, he!

Woo!

Ugh, so get off your asses and take down the masses

Socialist, fascist, the world is all plastic

Everyone thinks it, but they don't know shit about shit

You treat me like a baby

Forgive me when I'm wrong

You love me when I'm crazy

I'm alright, but I hate that song

(Attention to the world, there's something wrong with me)

You treat me like a baby

(But sing the words and I pretend I'm 23)

Forgive me when I'm wrong

(I'll please the crowd and I'll put out the candlelight)

You love me when I'm crazy

You know my only wish is for a better life

(Attention to the world, there's something wrong with me)

You treat me like a baby

(But sing the words and I pretend I'm 23)

And fight me when I'm wrong

(I'll please the crowd and I'll put out the candlelight)

And smack me when I'm crazy

I'm alright, but I hate that song