Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Barney Stinson
Canonical path: /barney-stinson/christmas-songs
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Christmas Songs
Read Christmas Songs lyrics by Barney Stinson on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Christmas Songs
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Pulling down her pants
Yanking off my own
Underneath the mistletoe
I'll make your sister moan
Oh! Heather's hot, heather's hot
And we'll go all the way
I wish I could see her naked
I wish I could see her naked
I wish I could see her naked
And down on all fours
Ted has a little sister
Gets hotter every day
And if I ever meet her with
Her boobies I will play!
Everybody! Sister, sister, sister!
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Barney Stinson performs "Christmas Songs", and this lyric page sits inside the Barney Stinson catalog on LyroVerse.
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Yes. The related section below points to For The Longest Time and Nothing Suits Me Like a Suit with a short reason for opening each page next.
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