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Artist: Barney Stinson
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The Puzzles Song
Read The Puzzles Song lyrics by Barney Stinson on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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The Puzzles Song
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Puzzles is a place where people go, to feel like they belong
Gonna take advantage of dumb drunk girls
No we are not (bro), that would be wrong
A place where wit and wisdom bloom
A place to bang chicks in ted's room
Not gonna happening
We'll talk about it
At puzzles we all fit together
And I'm the bartender!
At puzzles we all fit together
On sunny days or stormy weather
So pull up a chair and sit for a spell
There's laughter to share and stories to tell
Puzzles is a place where everyone feels at home
And we bang chicks in ted's room
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Barney Stinson performs "The Puzzles Song", and this lyric page sits inside the Barney Stinson catalog on LyroVerse.
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