I Eat Kids

I always thought that cows looked prettier in a field

Than on my plate at supper being served up as the meal.

And though I do like hamburger, fried chicken or a steak,

I prefer my chickens cackling to fried, cooked or baked.

I stopped eating animals and I'm glad I finally did;

But I get my protein 'cause I eat kids.

It used to be a problem just eating rice and beans

And I think you probably know exactly what I mean.

And I never really knew if I was eating all I should

But I don't have that problem know and it feels pretty good

I stopped eating animals and I'm glad I finally did;

But I get my protein 'cause I eat kids.

So its goodbye veal marsala, goodbye leg of lamb,

Hello Michael, Sarah, Mark and Pam.

I won't eat chicken and I won't eat a cow;

I don't eat animals, I eat children now.

I stopped eating animals and I'm glad I finally did;

But I get my protein 'cause I eat kids