Barry Louis Polisar
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If You've Got A Kid Who Complains All The Time

If You've Got A Kid Who Complains All The Time lyrics by Barry Louis Polisar. If you have a kid who complains all the time Hollers and pouts and cries and...

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If You've Got A Kid Who Complains All The Time

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If you have a kid who complains all the time

Hollers and pouts and cries and whines,

Screams and stomps his feet all day

Don't be angry, give him away

Don't be angry, give him away

Follow my advice and you will see,

Things will be better than you'd ever believe

You don't have to worry when he's immature

Who needs understanding, this works for sure

Who needs understanding, this works for sure

If your little brother isn't very good

And won't do a thing that a good boy should

I've got a thing that'll set that right

Lock him in a box and he's outta sight

Lock him in a box and he's outta sight

If you have a sister who's a nasty brat

Don't tell her little girls shouldn't act like that

My method is simple to understand

Package her securely and ship her to Iran

Package her securely and ship her to Iran

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