Applause

Remember when I used to not totally suck?

My songs and videos were not pretentious and fucked up

But then I lost my damn mind,

Now I am in a bird cage.

I've gone completely mad, I'm totally batshit insane

I combined art and pop and made a flop

Don't let your children watch this,

It will scare the poor things shitless

I need attention constantly

Same with me!

And me!

And me, swag!

I've covered myself in blood,

I've worn a meat dress!

I've even convinced the world I had a penis

My whole career is built on horrible gimmicks

Instead of focusing on making good music

All the stuff I do is for the fame

Like making a whole cd exploiting the gays

I think I’m God’s gift to the human race!

Now watch me smear random shit all over my face

I try way too hard to be seen as artistic

But it just makes me seem like a pathetic narcissist

One second I’m a woman… suddenly I am a swan

You have no freakin’ idea how many drugs I am on

A lot

I am the definition of egotistic!

Backup dancer

She’s right I just looked it up and it shows her pic

I’m so conceited and smug, I eat my own shit

Then I wash it down with a glass of gaga piss

Everyone clap for me

Yes that is it!

Now you’re all under my spell, I am a fame witch!

Gaga you’re amazing, a true genius

And nothing shocking you do is dumb and pointless

Yes, it’s working!

I’m transforming, into a true fame monster!

Soon I will rule all the earth

Hey look, isn’t that madonna?

Gaga is just a fraud, hold your applause!

She is just trying to be the new version of me, clearly

I was the first attention whore!

Now it’s time to end this war!

Look at my magical jugs

They’ll see you free

Stop giving gaga your love

Save it for me

Don’t listen to madonna

Keep on clapping!

Actually we’ve had enough

You’re getting boring

The whole world’s sick of you

Check this headline

Your last tweet was retweeted

Only 4 times

Sorry gaga, you’re through

No this can’t be!

Please, I am begging all you, do not ignore me

Oh no, what’s happening?