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Artist: Bart Baker Parodies
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Dark Horse
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Dark Horse
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Katy:
I just broke up with an enormous douchebag
And now it is audition time for my next man
But I
Have one request, to be with with me
Treat me shittely, then cheat on me
[ohn:
You were my darling flower...
Katy:
You should go take a shower!
My finger might just be the only thing that can please
Katy Perry.
John:
Take me back I brought you a gift!
Panties from the girl who lives next door.
Katy:
Are those victoria’s secret?
I only wear Gucci, Prada or Dior.
That is what you get, you cheap prick!
Guy:
This video’s offensive
To muslims and egyptians
Katy:
Put my makeup back!
Miley:
Let’s lez out!
Katy:
Oh, no, not again, Miley
Miley:
We made out!
Katy:
That’s because you mouth raped me
Miley:
I brought you, a jar of all my STDs!
Katy:
You’re sickening!
Robin Thicke:
If you want a date a cheater
I could show you just how blurred my lines are
Russel Brand:
Get out here you, old creeper!
Marry me again. I’m the worst by far
Katy:
I’m not interested, so sorry
Russel and Robin:
Don’t zap us with your boobies!
Katy:
I’m getting bored, this song needs
Someone who is black?
Juicy J:
Uh, guess that’s me
The name’s Juicy J
I sold my ass out, for Katy Perry
Dark horse is, the name of this wack beat
But there ain’t a single horse and the only dark thing is me.
What the hell is this theme Egyptian?
Katy, check your brain, I think it’s missing!
All these blue guys and bitches with cat heads who wrote this were they trippin?
I think that I was drugged,
Why else would I agree to do this?
I used to be straight hood, but now I’m making pop garbage.
Katy:
Every video I do this!
Have to stand up above all the rest.
Time to use my enormous tits
To escape this horrible green screen set.
There is nobody, nobody (nobody)
That’s good enough for Katy (for Katy)
So screw all you, peace out dudes (dudes)
Guy:
I don’t think so, bitch!
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