Dark Horse

Katy:

I just broke up with an enormous douchebag

And now it is audition time for my next man

But I

Have one request, to be with with me

Treat me shittely, then cheat on me

[ohn:

You were my darling flower...

Katy:

You should go take a shower!

My finger might just be the only thing that can please

Katy Perry.

John:

Take me back I brought you a gift!

Panties from the girl who lives next door.

Katy:

Are those victoria’s secret?

I only wear Gucci, Prada or Dior.

That is what you get, you cheap prick!

Guy:

This video’s offensive

To muslims and egyptians

Katy:

Put my makeup back!

Miley:

Let’s lez out!

Katy:

Oh, no, not again, Miley

Miley:

We made out!

Katy:

That’s because you mouth raped me

Miley:

I brought you, a jar of all my STDs!

Katy:

You’re sickening!

Robin Thicke:

If you want a date a cheater

I could show you just how blurred my lines are

Russel Brand:

Get out here you, old creeper!

Marry me again. I’m the worst by far

Katy:

I’m not interested, so sorry

Russel and Robin:

Don’t zap us with your boobies!

Katy:

I’m getting bored, this song needs

Someone who is black?

Juicy J:

Uh, guess that’s me

The name’s Juicy J

I sold my ass out, for Katy Perry

Dark horse is, the name of this wack beat

But there ain’t a single horse and the only dark thing is me.

What the hell is this theme Egyptian?

Katy, check your brain, I think it’s missing!

All these blue guys and bitches with cat heads who wrote this were they trippin?

I think that I was drugged,

Why else would I agree to do this?

I used to be straight hood, but now I’m making pop garbage.

Katy:

Every video I do this!

Have to stand up above all the rest.

Time to use my enormous tits

To escape this horrible green screen set.

There is nobody, nobody (nobody)

That’s good enough for Katy (for Katy)

So screw all you, peace out dudes (dudes)

Guy:

I don’t think so, bitch!