On a Bus

I had an abortion which blossomed last night

And meantime you all were getting drunk

This city is a bummer and I don’t feel that well

Are you down to come dying in my bed

Come on die

I think I’m a loner, should I say it’s a bug

Of my endocrine cells producing that drug

That makes me so nervous almost everytime

Then I’m secretly covered with slime

In my pants

I first met you on a bus

And I have always loved you from day one

I first met you on a bus

And I’ll always love you like day one

Things are getting worse, why don’t we move to japan?

Only me and you in a tiny van

Is there any chance that we can get old together?

Let me be your best friend forever

Five years is a lifetime but girl please hold on

It’s a promise, and I’ll keep it, come on

I keep on trying but every effort’s in vain

And you leave me all alone in the rain

With my change

I first met you on a bus

And I have always loved you from day one

I first met you on a bus

And I’ll always love you like day one

I’m floating down here and I’m asking for help

I’m floating down here and I’m asking for help

Oh my dear, I've become a kelp