Be More Chill Part 1

[The squip]

Take your hands out of your pockets

Arch your back, puff out your chest

Add some swagger to your gate or

You'll look like a mas-tur-ba-tor

Fix your posture, then the rest

[Jeremy]

But I am a masturbator--

[The squip]

We'll fix that

All your nerdiness is ugly

[Jeremy]

Nerd? I thought I was more of a geek, but--

[The squip]

All your stammering's a chore

[Jeremy]

Wh-wh-what?

[The squip]

Your tics and fidgets are persistent

And your charm is non-existent

Fix your vibe, then fix some more

Buh

[Jeremy]

Wha?

[The squip]

Buh

[Jeremy]

Wha?

[The squip]

No

[Jeremy]

Aah!

[The squip]

Stop

Oh, everything about you is so terrible

Whoa, everything about you makes me wanna die

[Jeremy]

Jesus Christ

[The squip]

So don't freak out

And don't resist

And have no doubt

If I assist

You will

Be more chill

First thing's first, go buy a new shirt

[Jeremy]

What?! What's wrong with my shirt--

[The squip]

It's better if you just comply

My job's to color your aesthetic

And make you seem much less pathetic

Just step and fetch, don't ask me why

[Jeremy]

How are you with math homework?

[The squip]

I'm a super-computer, jeremy

I'm made of math

Oh, everything about you is so terrible

[People in the mall]

Everything about you sucks!

Everything about you sucks!

[The squip]

Whoa, everything about you makes me wanna die

[People in the mall]

Everything about you sucks!

Everything about you sucks!

[The squip & people in the mall]

All the people in the mall

Think you're such a slob

[People in the mall]

You're a slob!

Terrible!

Such a slob!

[The squip]

And boy, can I see why!

Now you try picking a shirt

That's a girl's shirt

[Jeremy]

Sorry

[Chloe]

Jerry?

[Jeremy]

Jeremy

[Chloe]

You shop here?

[Jeremy]

Oh, yeah all the time--

[The squip]

Never

[Jeremy]

Never

Is what I meant to

[The squip]

Greet the beta

[Jeremy]

Oh

Hey, brooke

[The squip]

You look sexy

[Jeremy]

I can't say that to a hot girl!

[The squip]

Don't smile

Stare intensely

Speak like you don't care about your own death

[Jeremy]

Lookin' pretty sexy, brooke

[Brooke]

Thanks

[Chloe]

Is that a girl's shirt?

[Jeremy]

No

[The squip]

Yes

[Jeremy]

Yes

[The squip]

Repeat after me--

I saw it in the window

And I couldn't dismiss

[Jeremy]

I saw it in the window

And I couldn't dismiss

[The squip]

I was dating a girl and

She had a shirt just like this

[Jeremy]

I was dating a girl and

She had a shirt just like this

[The squip]

It's still painful

[Jeremy]

It's still painful

[Chloe]

So, who was this mystery girl?

[Jeremy]

Oh, you've probably never heard of her, so--

[The squip]

Madeline

[Jeremy]

Madeline

[Chloe]

What?

[Jeremy]

She's french

[Chloe]

Ugh! She is not french!

She just pretends to be for attention!

[Brooke]

Madeline broke up with you?

[Jeremy]

Yeah

[The squip]

No

[Jeremy]

I mean--

[The squip]

I broke up with her

[Jeremy]

I broke up with her

[The squip]

'Cause she was

Cheating on me

[Jeremy, overselling it]

'Cause she was

Cheating on me

[The squip]

Hey, Hamlet

Be more chill