The Pants Song

[Mr heere]

Jeremy

Is in big bad trouble right now

It's trouble that he can't see

And I gotta help him somehow

I don't know what he wants

But I know what he needs

He'll need a dad so strong

To help him not slip away

I haven't been a dad for so long

But I think I'm ready today

The situation is grave

Now's the time to be brave

I'm gonna finally make that climb

One leg at a time!

When you love somebody

You put your pants on for them!

When you love somebody

You take a chance just for them

Chance just for them!

If the road gets muddy

Focus on the goal 'till the rough stuff's gone

When you love somebody

You put your pants on!

I need you, 'cause I do not have the tools

To help with what he's going through

And I know you know all the rules

[Michael]

But I'm not what he wants

[Mr heere]

But you're just what he needs

And this might be hard, I know

You just suck it up and go!

When you love somebody

You put your pants on for them!

When you love somebody

You take a stance just for them

Stance just for them!

If the fight gets bloody

Just keep pushing through 'till the pain is gone

When you love somebody

You put your pants on!

[Mr heere]

I need you to reach out to him!

Jeremy won't listen to me and

Can't blame him

But someone has to watch his back

[Michael]

If I try harder to be his friend

You have to try harder to be his dad

There's a kohl's right down the street

I don't care what kind: Jeans, khaki, leather

You're not leaving that store until you buy a pair!

[Mr heere]

You drive a hard bargain, son

[Michael]

When you love somebody

You put your pants on for them

[Mr heere]

Wear those pants

[Michael]

Somewhat reluctantly

[Mr heere & michael]

Still, you gotta go!

When you love somebody

You put your pants on for them!

Metaphorically

[Mr heere]

Or sometimes actual pants, real literal pants

[Mr heere & michael]

It's a classic study

Of the things we do for our best friend!

When you love somebody

[Michael]

You see it 'till the end

[Mr heere & michael]

When you love somebody

[Mr heere]

The conclusions forgone

[Mr heere & michael]

When you love somebody

You put your big boy pants right on

You put your pants on!