1980s Sagittarius

She's in the spotlight in the centre of the stage again tonight

And as usual she is flanked by her husband and her brother

And she's dancing like there's no tomorrow

She's got the whole crowd in the palm of her hand

Singing a song that was written by her dad

And the whole crowd are singing with her

She's coming to a city or a town near you

In a polka dot dress and a pair of red shoes

With a flagon full of booze

So ladies and gentlemen, let's raise a glass for Lorna

She's a singer, she's a dancer

A party starter and a damn hard worker

Well she worked in an office, back when the band was formed

There was no way she was letting the boys have all the fun

So she took some singing lessons and she informed them she was joining

Now ten years later, they're still going strong

Winning hearts and minds wherever they perform

And they travel all over the land, the Skinny Lister family band

So ladies and gentlemen, let's raise a glass for Lorna

She's a singer, she's a dancer

A party starter and a damn hard worker

Let's have a round of applause for Lorna

Well as arrogant as it sounds I see myself in her

Did you know that we were born just a few days apart

Underneath the very same stars

We're both 1980s sagittarius

And she beats me at cards every time we play

She beats me at pool and at paper, scissors, stone

Or at anything mildly competitive

Oh I cherish our friendship

So ladies and gentlemen, let's raise a glass for Lorna

She's a singer, she's a dancer

A party starter and a damn hard worker

Let's have a round of applause for Lorna