Bottomless Topless Beach

Well me and Homer went out to California

And we gawked around like all them tourists do

And while strollin' on the beach near Santa Barbara

We got our eyes full me and Homer too

We saw bout thirty five people wearin' just what they was born with

And some were wearin' even less than that

Why I required artifical respiration

From this long legged blonde she's wearin' a hat

Twas on the bottomless topless beach in Santa Barbara

Man I couldn't believe my eyes

The bottomless topless beach in California

That's one place you can go without wearin' a tie

There were lots of bodies playin' around in the water

And some were layin' stretched out on the sand

I ask Homer if he thought we'd oughter

He said it seems a delightful way to acquire a tan

All over my body

There's a railroad train that runs right along the water

And there's one place where this nude beach comes in sight

And them little old ladies from down in Pasadena

Why they stand up in their seats and yell ice is right

(Say I can't believe I saw the whole thing)

Twas on the bottomless topless beach in Santa Barbara...

Or a shirt or a pair of pants or socks

Or shorts some guys just aren't required