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Artist: Ben Colder
Canonical path: /ben-colder/d-i-v-o-r-c-e-no-2
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D-i-v-o-r-c-e No. 2
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D-i-v-o-r-c-e No. 2
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Our little dog is six years old and he's smart as any darn kid
But when we mention the v-e-t well he darn near flips his lid
Like s-h-o-t shot or w-o-r-m worm
Ahh there's a word that makes him s-q-u-i-r-m squirm
His q-u-a-r-a-n-t-i-n-e starts today
Since he bit the v-e-t and he chased him plumb away
Well it caused me and my wife to have a big fight
And both of them bit me they did
Now I'm going to get a d-i-v-o-r-c-e
Why should'nt I they're in season this year
The q-u-a-r-a-n-t-i-n-e starts today
Both my wife and my little ole dog will soon get hauled away
So I spell out all of these words so my dog can't hear
I must admit my dog is acting q-u-e-r quer
Go away puppy now just leave me alone
You're actin' that way again you're q-u-e-r quer
Get off my leg now puppy leave me alone
Crazy little dog
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