Harper Valley P.t.a. (later The Same Day)

(The day that widow Jones sock it to the Harper Valley PTA)

Order order I'll have a cheeseburger and a small beer

Seriously boys I would like to address this meeting of the Harper Valley AA a PTA

Why there's Bobby Taylor you son of a gun

I was just strollin' along the street tonight on my way to Kelly's bar

And I saw your sign outside that said PTA

I thought that meant Party Time Already

So here I am and I'm havin' a lot of fun you bunch of son of a guns

Mr Baker widow Brown Shirley baby

Mr Peyton and distinguished guests you bunch of son of a guns

Hey Mrs Johnson Mrs Johnson

You say old Bobby Taylor sittin' there and seven times he asked you for a date

Well that's shockin's

Hang right in there Bobby she'll probably come around if you'll just wait

And I can tell you why Mr Baker's secretary up and left this town

She was expectin' to get a lot better job with Brown and Brown in another town

Mrs Johnson do you happen to be a grass widow

That makes you a Johnson grass widow

Mrs Johnson has posed the question

Should widow Brown be told to keep her window shades pulled completely down

To pull or not to pull that is the question

Well I'll leave ot to a vote now how do you vote (no) You bunch of son of a guns

I think you made a wise choice it beats watching TV

Now that brings us up to Shirley Thompson's breath

Perhaps I shouldn't brought that up tell the green phantom

Hey you are all really a bunch of swingers and I've sure had a lot of fun

Yeah this is just a little Peyton Place and you're all Harper Valley son of a guns

This is just a little Peyton Place and you're all Harper Valley son of a guns

Son of a guns