Life Gets Tee-Jus Don't It

The sun comes up and the sun goes down

The Hands on the clock they just keep goin' around

Oh I just get up and it's time to lay back down

Life gets tee-just don't it

My shoe's untied but I don't care

I ain't figurin' on goin' nowhere

I'd just have to wash and comb my hair

And that's just a waste of affort

The water in the well is gettin' lower and lower

But I don't use much water anymore

Now I've heard it said and it's true I'm sure

That too much bathin' it'll weaken you

My ole brown mule he must be sick

Cause I jobbed him in the rump with this pin on a stick

Well he humped his back but he wouldn't kick

And there's somethin' cock-eyed somewhere

Little ole mouse chewin' on the pantry door

Hi little mouse

He's been at it for a month or more

When he gets through boy is he gonna be sore

Cause there ain't a dern thing in there

Cow's gone dry and hens won't lay

And the fish quit bitin' last Saturday

Troubles pile up day by day

And now I'm gettin' dandruff

My ole hound dog is howlin' so forlorn

Arrrr arrrr yourself

He's the laziest dog that ever was born

He's howlin' cause he's settin' on a thorn

And he's just too dern lazy to move over

The tin roof leaks and the chimney leans

And there's a hole in the bottom of my ole blue jeans

And I just drank the last of my pork and beans

Well I guess I'll just go on the wagon