Splits (quits)

Thank you Ben it's alright Chip

We could've called in a hangin'

Cause your relatives kept a hangin round the place

We could've called it swingin'

Cause someone was always hittin' someone else in the face

Livin' in our town house that was miles out of town

So we called it the outhouse till the sheriff shut it down

We ran out of anything to drink so I called it splits

Splits splits I called it splits

I know some smart alec will say that splits sounds like quits

But I really cling to this song I can swing to could be a hit

Bill Anderson wrote it then Ben Colder stole it

We called it fifty-fifty splits

It's always been harder to get out of jail than get in

But if you'll go my bail it sure would feel good to be home again

We could've called it endless cause we thought it'd never stop

We could've called you topless cause you always blew your top

They called it drunk and disorderly so I called it splits

Splits splits I called it splits

I called it a rip in my pants from jumpin' that fence

There I was hangin' upside down and swingin' that makes me tense

Then came the cops up now they got me locked up

Wishing I could call it splits

Just cause I was plastered you called me a bleep bleep

Finally I just called it splits

I called it spliths I like that