There Goes My Everything No. 2

There goes my everything No 2

I hear footsteps slowly walking son of a gun they're mine

As I stumble to the door hey let me in

And the voice is sweetly saying

Is that you Ben you drunk again

I told you one more time and that's the end Ben

There goes my reason for leaving back to her lawyers again

There goes Mrs Ben Colder

But worse than that she poured out all my gin

Last night I slept like a log I know because I woke up in the fireplace

My ashes were cold

I got kicked off a bus out in Vegas just because I spilt a little gin

Right down the driver's back

There in front of this gamblin' casino

So I opened up the swinging doors and swung right in

And I said hi friends my name's Ben I just spilt my gin

They said come on in friend Ben and have some more gin see if you can win

I said this is the friendliest little Inn I've ever been in

So I give it a spin and shot a couple of tens

The money started just pourin' in

And I said if I make this ten

I'll have enough to go around the world again

Not that I've ever been

And then

There goes my trip to Hawaii there goes my castle in Spain

There goes my busfare to Yuma there goes my Batman ring

Dang