Bertine Zetlitz
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If You Buy The Blue One

If You Buy The Blue One lyrics by Bertine Zetlitz. He is sweet, he talks sweetly He can make a girl lose her mind completely He is smooth, he will charm you...

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If You Buy The Blue One

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He is sweet, he talks sweetly

He can make a girl lose her mind completely

He is smooth, he will charm you

Twirl around his finger, false alarm you

If you buy the blue one, honey

You'll get one for free

If you choose the red one, sugar

That is what I'll be

He is smooth, he will thrill you

Melt the ground with water, he will chill you

He is rude, will be ruder

Right up in your face, the big intruder

If you buy the blue one, honey

You'll get one for free

If you choose the red one, sugar

That is what I'll be

If you make this happen, darlin'

That would turn me on

If you use your credit card and

Sure we'll have some fun

If you buy the blue one, honey

You'll get one for free

If you choose the red one, sugar

That is what I'll be

If you make this happen, darlin'

That would turn me on

If you use your credit card and

Sure we'll have some fun

If you buy the blue one, honey

You'll get one for free

If you choose the red one, sugar

That is what I'll be

If you make this happen, darlin'

That would turn me on

If you use your credit card and

Sure we'll have some fun

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