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Artist: Better Than Ezra
Canonical path: /better-than-ezra/return-of-the-postmoderns
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Return of the Postmoderns
Read Return of the Postmoderns lyrics by Better Than Ezra on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Return of the Postmoderns
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(Written by Kevin Griffin)
Ten-cent lovers
Beneath the covers
Riding on a wet dream
Silver tonic free
High stool sweet tarts
Equipped with green cards
Chomp their 401k's
Semi-chocolate brie
Digging in Las Cruces
For an army drab container
Carbon dating clothes
For the last time they were washed
Shelby and Sheila
Onomatopoeia
Catch hang nail on Banlon
Shiver Martin Sheen
Preschool mothers
In Technicolor
Are fire-bombing Dresden
Stanton, Harry Dean
Feeding line caught tuna
To a neutered Bodhisattva
Writhing peaches for the President
Out on the White House lawn
Beating Herbert Hoover
With a leather tipped Pi馻ta
Thorn and Katy drink the milk
Tinted Amerasian Green
RETURN, RETURN, RETURN
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