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Artist: Big Dumb Face
Canonical path: /big-dumb-face/the-mighty-penus-laser
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The Mighty Penus Laser
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The Mighty Penus Laser
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You can never see it
I keep it in a jar
You can not escape it
Not even in your car
It is not a mineral
Animal or plant
You will never find it
Don't try because you can't
Make it so it hurts your face
And touch it
Spank it 'till it stinks
And touch it, baby
It's weight doesn't matter
Neither does its size
If you look into it
It burns out your eyes
Do not breathe around it
Sniffle, sneeze or cough
If you were to touch it
Your skin would sizzle off
Make it so it hurts your face
And touch it
Spank it 'till it stinks
And touch it, baby
It's the mighty planet laser
The cause for every scream
It is better than anything you've got
'Cause it's made out of a laser beam
Now is when the horror will be truly felt and
The sick smell of death will soon be smelt
It is a laser beam
It will never be seen
And it's shit is far more
Flammable than gasoline
Make it so it hurts your face
And touch it
Spank it 'till it stinks
And touch it, baby
It is incapable of reasoning
This is the part where we sing
It's the Mighty Planet Laser
The cause for every scream
It is better then anything you've got
'Cause it's made out of a laser beam
Mighty Penis Laser (repeat)
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