Proof

I know what you do and it drives me insane no matter what I do you never will change

You just keep denying this thing that you do

But someday someway I'll have proof that it's true

I know it's been goin' on now for quite a few years

And many's the time that it's nearly driven me to tears

I can't sleep at night but you don't seem to care

I'm growin' old young you've put grey in my hair

I've tried talkin' to ye but you just turned away

You won't even listen to what I've got to say

I've known for a long time now that I had to find me a way

To catch you in action so I schemed night and day

I thought and I thought and I devised me a plan

I knew I had to confront you with the proof in my hand

So I took a recorder and I placed it under your bed

And then I placed the microphone right at your head

And then I recorded every sound that you made that night

Sit down cause I'm gonna play it for ye as proof that I was right

When you hear this there'll never be any doubt anymore

When you hear this recording you'll have proof that you snore