I Need a Friend

(INTRO)

Fuckin do this..

{crash}

Fuck it!

(VERSE 1)

"Susan! Make sure the door's locked!"

Too late, bitch, I done pulled the fuckin glock

Hit you in the face with a mop and tie you up with socks

"Dial 9-1-1!"

Bitch, I am a fuckin cop!

I'm not a cop, I'm a fuckin lieutenant

For the last two months, I been suspended

Suspended, cause I love to shoot

Male prostitutes

I love to catch them walkin down 7 Mile and the boulevard

Put a nine to them, catch em off guard

Any time of the day, I walk up to them and steal em

God hate fags, sent me here to kill em

Don't reach for the phone, don't call for help

I know you hate me, I fuckin hate myself

I need someone to talk to, I'm glad you listen

Cause ten minutes from now, I'll be in prison

(CHORUS)

I need, someone, to listen to meee..

I need, someone, who cares about meee..

(my wife is a slut)

I need, a friend, I need, a friend,

I need, a friend, I need, a friend

(VERSE 2)

"Aaaah!" Shut up, bitch, before I shoot you

This fuckin nine will fuckin execute you

You're probably wonderin why I'm in your house

It's a long story, just help me out

See, the story is that I'm a rapper that's tryna make it

Now I'm a rapist, that's tryna take it

You like my chain? Bitch, don't break it

My mother gave it to me, it's kinda sacred

I used to be a Catholic priest, now I'm livin on the streets

Wanted for touchin my little niece

A turn-off is my niece kissin me

W-where the fuck you goin, bitch? Listen to me

And please believe she started with me first

I didn't know she was a virgin and her booty don't work

Stop starin at the phone, you can't make a call

I got your ass cheeks, nailed to the wall

And I'm finally glad that the truth came out

This is the part where it ends, I blow my brains out {gun fires}

(CHORUS)

I need, someone, to listen to meee..

I need, someone, who cares about meee..

(my wife is a slut)

I need, a friend, I need, a friend,

I need, a friend, I need, a friend,

I need, a friend, I need, a friend,

I need, a friend, I need, a friend

{gun fires}