Please Stop Talking

You come up to scratch in a beach towel,

You come up to scratch in a bar,

You look pretty good when you're smiling,

You show all your gums when you laugh,

There's so much to admire about you,

I like you as a friend or a pet,

But each time that you open your mouth,

It spoils the whole effect.

Please stop talking, you're scaring the people away, hey-hey-hey,

Please stop talking, you've nothing of interest to say, hey-hey-hey.

There's so much to admire about you,

I like you as a friend or a pet,

But each time that you open your mouth,

It spoils the whole effect.

Please stop talking, your jaw must be starting to ache, hey-hey-hey,

Please stop talking, you've shown yourself up as a fake, hey-hey-hey,

Please stop talking, you're peeling the paint off the walls, hey-hey-hey,

Please stop talking, all that comes out is pure balls, hey-hey-hey,

Please stop talking, that nails-down-a-blackboard voice, hey-hey-hey,

Please stop talking, please, while you still have a choice.

There's so much to admire about you,

I like you as a friend or a pet,

But each time that you open your mouth,

It spoils the whole effect.