3.14 Apple Pi

Yo i dont got bros, dont hang on the streets

i dont beat my hos, i only beat my meat.

Dont womanize cause you no its true

that when you look in thier eyes you see thier people too

Mother effin suffrage!

You know im a gangsta, you know i do coke,

but i had to go to diet, cause it burnt my throat.

Ive been doin drive-bys all of my life,

cept the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.

3.14 apple pi,

i whip, clean it off, and stick it in her eye.

and by "it" i mean contact lense

3.14 apple pi,

I got rhymes and flows that make hitler cry.

George bush wont he jsut yell and rant

but hes a presiDONT who ameriCANT

I spit gangsta hymns, cause i'm a gangsta straight,

I think of 20 inch rims when i masterbate.

We're gonna be late, theres no time to waste,

cause the girls that i date, have a particular taste.

the taste of my weiner! (snap)

3.14 apple pi why was i born white no one quite knows why,

Gansgsta sell their rocks, ive got a collection

You couldnt get a rise out of a yeast infection.

I'm a lyrical heretic, but i'll make you laugh

hit with you rhetoric, then i'll cut you in half.

dont need to be a clown, i dont need to be nice,

How bout you sit down, and i serve you slice...

of my 3.14 apple pi my voice is so smokey itll make you high...

Heres a confession its all about me,

Heres my impression of a broken jet ski.

Here come the puns.

All yo little thugs wanna mess me with me?

know that ive been doin drugs since the age of 3.

I took my ceral, stabbed it open with a knife.

Snorted that shit and i got high on Life.

A guy asked me for change, saying my mind was too dense.

I said you wont make cents if you dont make sense.

big finale...

you know i flow and show it, you know that bo know it,

Youre lawn i'll mow it and grow it cause he's a sho' poet.

Yo my rims be spinning i winning, like adam i be sinning.

Potato skinnnin and knittin and separate those linens.

And in my eyes you see flies, and though you people tries

Just to disguise all your lies, but baby i be wise.

you know i did it and shit it you brothers couldnt hit it,

Then you try to ride it, too late! i already spit it.

Apple pi...