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A Love Ballad

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A Love Ballad

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She got me with her looks, she got me with her stare

Bright blue eyes and her long blonde hair

From the start it was easy to see

This was the girl for me

Who cares if she was 83

She could make me silent, make me shout

And she drove me wild with those dentures out

When we ate people said we were rude

Cause I had to pre-chew her food

Her skin was saggy from her feet to her face

I put my hand up her skirt, second base!

We made love and the more I thrust

The more the room was covered in dust

Then one day I felt I chill

As I woke up from our bed

She was lying there real still

My little lady was already dead

The wake happened on a Saturday night

I just sat there and bowed my head

A little girl was one my right

Crying because her grandma was dead

And that little girl she

Got me with her looks got me with her tears

Feminine beauty beyond her years

From the start it was easy to see

That was the girl me

Who cares if she was only 3

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