Are You Happy?

Now the show is done

I hope that you had gut-trembling or something resembling fun

And if you watch this thing alone

You probably didn’t laugh, but maybe a few times you exhaled out of your nose

But if you hated it, that’s fair

But either way, could you find a little more time for a parting questionnaire?

On a scale from one to zero, are you happy?

‘Cause you’re on your own from here, so are you happy?

I’m open to suggestions, are you happy?

But what the fuck kind of question is: Am I happy?

I really wanna try to get happy

And I think that I could get it if I didn’t always

Panic every time I’m unhappy like

I’m owed some life

Where I’m always, like, happy

Which is stupid ‘cause I wouldn’t even want it if I got it

Wait, oh God, my dad was right

So if you know or ever knew how to be happy

On a scale from one to two now, are you happy?

You’re everything you hated, are you happy?

Hey, look ma, I made it, are you happy?