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Eff

Eff lyrics by Bo Burnham. Fuck the rules Fuck the game Fuck you tools Fuck, you're lame! If givin' a fuck means suckin' up Then fuck it, fuck the fame! A bit...

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Eff

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Fuck the rules

Fuck the game

Fuck you tools

Fuck, you're lame!

If givin' a fuck means suckin' up

Then fuck it, fuck the fame!

A bit unstable: fuck you, brain

A bit like Abel: fuck you, Cain

Dumb little fuck

If I'm fuckin' somethin' up, then fuck my name!

Fuck the politicians

Fuck missionary missions

Fuck beauty competitions

Fuck bigoted traditions

I fuckin' hate that shit, I do

And if you don't, fuck it

Fuck you, too

Couldn't give a fuck who I'm talking to

Fuckin who? Fuck you, dude!

Fuck how I'm regarded

Or if I get bombarded

By sick creationists who are borderline retarded

Yeah, fuck me for my hard words

Fuck another R word

Fuck me for my hard work

That got me into Harvard

Now, fuck it

Fuck my past

Fuck the times

Fuck it fast!

If you think I'm fucking with you

Then you're fuckin' with your fuckin' last!

God bless you, common cold

Fuck the pope, fuckin' old

If he loved the poor, then he would've sold

His mansion made of solid gold, so fuck him!

Yeah fuck it, fuck him!

I said it: fuck it, fuck him!

Gotta say to all deacons, preachers

All them geezers, fuck it, fuck it!

Fuck the fashion scene

It is so fucking obscene! It

Will take a poor fat teen chick

And make her turn bulimic!

Fuck this shit that I came for

And fuck this shit that I paid for

And the rappers that made a name for

Calling for a race war

Now go out and pimp their rides

Buy, accessorize

And turn ten thousand bright eyes

To the companies run by the white guys?

You suck!

You fuckin' suck!

You suck so much! You suck!

Fuck!

If I sucked as much as you

I'd motherfucking shut it up!

You suck!

You fucking suck it

So fucking shut it!

Drop the beat

Then pick it up like Mr. Bucket!

You've got sticks and stones to turn to

But I've got words to hurt you

So save your bullets, cause

You're fucked! (Totally fucked!)

You've got sticks and stones to turn to

But I've got words to hurt you

So save your bullets, cause

You're fucked! (Totally fucked!)

You're fucked!

You think you're clever? You're fucked!

You think you're better? You're fucked!

If you've been better for forever

But whatever, you're fucked!

So, tell me never, you're fucked!

And tell whoever you're fucked!

And say whatever, do whatever

Cause whatever, you're fucked!

You think you're clever? You're fucked!

You think you're better? You're fucked!

If you've been better for forever

But whatever, you're fucked!

So, tell me never, you're fucked!

And tell whoever you're fucked!

And say whatever, do whatever

Cause whatever, you're fucked!

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