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Facetime With My Mom (Tonight)

Facetime With My Mom (Tonight) lyrics by Bo Burnham. Pour me a drink and clear my schedule I'ma FaceTime with my mom tonight These forty minutes are essential...

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Facetime With My Mom (Tonight)

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Pour me a drink and clear my schedule

I'ma FaceTime with my mom tonight

These forty minutes are essential

I'ma FaceTime with my mom tonight

I call, she answers and her hair is wet

I say: Did you just shower?

She says: How'd you guess?

I say: Your hair is wet

She says: Oh, yeah

I tell my boys I need some space, yeah

I'ma FaceTime with my mom tonight

She'll hold her iPhone 5 no further than six inches from her face

Yeah, I'ma FaceTime with my mom tonight

She says: Oh, look who's here, say hi to dad!

He says: How ya doing, bud?

I say: I'm not so bad

And that's the deepest talk we've ever had

Watching as she looks for her glasses

I'ma FaceTime with my mom tonight

She'll tell me all about the season six finale of The Blacklist

I'ma FaceTime with my mom tonight

My mother's covering her camera with her thumb

I'll waste my time FaceTiming with my mom

My mother's covering her camera with her thumb

I'll waste my time FaceTiming with my mom

My mother's covering her camera with her thumb

I'll waste my time FaceTiming with my mom

My mother's covering her camera with her thumb

I'll waste my time FaceTiming with my mom

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