I Fuck Sluts

Sluts, sluts, I fuck sluts

Sluts get fucked when I fuck sluts

No if's, and's and or, but's

I fuck sluts, I fuck sluts

Nice girls are nice but no good for nut-sucking

You'll need a serene night to green-light a butt fucking

But that'll be easy with sleazy old slut fucking

Boo, to the nice girls, praise be to slut fucking

I have a list, A list? Yes, a list of all the sluts I've missed

I've never fucked or sucked these sluts and thus my nuts are fucking pissed

So when I fuck the lucky slut my nut removes her from the list

Another dumb cum-bucket struck from my nut-sucking

Suck it slut, slut-fucking bucket list

Sluts can be white, black, brown, pink, or almond

They can be skinny with big tits or be skinny with small ones

Sluts can be perky, preppy or posh

With their brains and their clothes all shrunk from the wash

But other sluts are pretty and funny and smart

These sluts can lift all your thoughts from your dick to your heart

They can talk about science, music, or art

They can put you together or they can pull you apart

But don't trust these sluts, don't, don't you dare

They'll force you to trust them and love them and care

And then they'll be gone and then you'll be aware

Of that hole in your heart that that dumb slut left there