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Artist: Bo Burnham
Canonical path: /bo-burnham/klan-kookout
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Klan Kookout
Read Klan Kookout lyrics by Bo Burnham on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Klan Kookout
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Grab a seat
Have something to eat
Help yourself, it's all right
If you want a beer, they're over here
But we only got Coors light
Try a chip with my homemade dip
The stuff is outa sight
Right before bed, we'll shave your head
It's a good thing you're dressed in white
Cos it's a Klan Kookout
Cos it's a Klan Kookout
Here's my wife, slash sister
She brightens up my day
She went away and I missed her
Cos my Mum's a lousy lay
Don't hang with foreign fellows
It'll only be your loss
Stay here and roast marshmallows
Beside the burning cross
At the Klan Kookout
Just the black people
Klan Kookout
Dad's on lookout
At the Klan Kookout
And if you're black
Don't want to see your face
They're like a high school track
Just a stupid race
We got a plan
Kill all the Jews
Are you a Mexi-can
Because you seem confused
(Señor, KKK?)
It's a Klan Kookout
It's a Klan Kookout
Mein Kampf?
Check that book out
At the Klan Kookout
All men are created equal
Man that shit gets me pissed
Here's an idea for a sequel
Someone loses Schindler's List
I cook, I clean
Cos I'm the hooded host
And on Halloween
I dress as a ... slave owner
We hate Hispanics
Hence the 20-foot walls
And all you God-damn dirty Catholics
Can Catho-lick my balls
Ethnics give off weird aromas
And I can't understand
Why we need High School Diplomas
With a Bible in hand
At the Klan Kookout
I have black friends
I was just kidding. I don't have black friends
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