Acidonia

When I woke up this morning

I didn't know where I was

And I figured it out too late too late too late

There was a screaming carcass

Never said a word

She just flashed her eyes and I was mesmerized

And the strongest man alive

Came up from hell

And he broke the spell

And I realized

I realized

I was in acidonia

I've never felt stonier

I was in acidonia

I've never felt lonelier

Pops and buzzes brandished my brain

I was mangled by the fickle capricious stains

And a faun came up the gangplank and called me by my name

While the Venus of Ohio begged me not to change

And the strangest man alive came down from heaven

And waved goodbye

And I realized

I realized

I was in acidonia

I've never felt stonier

I was in acidonia

I've never felt lonelier

I could feel the shackles at my feet

I felt legless and numb and my fingers felt like cum

And my breath bound by fetters and adorned with festoons

Lie dying in this lagoon

And the luckiest man alive

Gave his life as a gift

It was sweet and swift

I was in acidonia

I've never felt stonier

I was in acidonia

I've never felt lonelier