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Ass Knockin

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Ass Knockin

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(chorus 2x)

All I wanna do is rock this motherfucker all night long ya'll

Non stop 'till the crack of dawn ya'll

Ass-Knockin till you can't go on

Stop over with the goodies and get it on

Rock the house party like Freddie King

Dropping the big bomb like it's no big thing

Fuckin up the system like a psychopath

Bringing the knowledge like Sylvia Plath

Get ___ like I was Aquaman

Fling the funky fat far across the land

Do the def nugget like I was born to do

Holding it down like I was superglue

(repeat chorus)

Breakin all the rules like it's no big deal

Eatin hot sauce til it makes me sick

Hangin out with the fly girls at the laundromat

Why their dickhead boyfriends wonder where they at

I gotta drink a big jar of that jammy juice

Doing all the things I was supposed to do

Sleepwalking honey through the land of love

While a hundred billion stars shine high above

(repeat chorus)

You gots to get on down like a kangaroo

Maxing and relaxing in the booty groove

I gotta sling the groovy gravy everywhere I go

So I can flip the freaky deak and cold freak the flow

Teach the whole world to sing my song

So we can all get together and all get along

(repeat chorus)

Vive la fiesta in the old school way

Bust out some old Scorps or some Kid N Play

Creamy dreamsicle aphrodisiac

Park my big booty where the beats is at

I gotta take it up a notch to the 5th degree

Like I was taught by the master gee

People coming up and they askin me

How'd a boy from Ypsilanti like you ever get to be

Such a bad motherfucker on the M I C

I said show me, shit it comes naturally cause

(repeat chorus)

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