Ass Knockin
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Ass Knockin
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(chorus 2x)
All I wanna do is rock this motherfucker all night long ya'll
Non stop 'till the crack of dawn ya'll
Ass-Knockin till you can't go on
Stop over with the goodies and get it on
Rock the house party like Freddie King
Dropping the big bomb like it's no big thing
Fuckin up the system like a psychopath
Bringing the knowledge like Sylvia Plath
Get ___ like I was Aquaman
Fling the funky fat far across the land
Do the def nugget like I was born to do
Holding it down like I was superglue
(repeat chorus)
Breakin all the rules like it's no big deal
Eatin hot sauce til it makes me sick
Hangin out with the fly girls at the laundromat
Why their dickhead boyfriends wonder where they at
I gotta drink a big jar of that jammy juice
Doing all the things I was supposed to do
Sleepwalking honey through the land of love
While a hundred billion stars shine high above
(repeat chorus)
You gots to get on down like a kangaroo
Maxing and relaxing in the booty groove
I gotta sling the groovy gravy everywhere I go
So I can flip the freaky deak and cold freak the flow
Teach the whole world to sing my song
So we can all get together and all get along
(repeat chorus)
Vive la fiesta in the old school way
Bust out some old Scorps or some Kid N Play
Creamy dreamsicle aphrodisiac
Park my big booty where the beats is at
I gotta take it up a notch to the 5th degree
Like I was taught by the master gee
People coming up and they askin me
How'd a boy from Ypsilanti like you ever get to be
Such a bad motherfucker on the M I C
I said show me, shit it comes naturally cause
(repeat chorus)
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